January 2012
audreychen:
The Man Who Can’t Be Moved | The...
Cough Syrup by Young The Giant
“Life’s too...
salsa-shark asked: Yeah, I can respect that and I never said we couldn't talk. I would love to talk.
I don’t really “friend zone” people. I mean, way back when I was actually a single pretty young thang. Not that I’m not now. I’m a milf, this I know. I’m just anti-social now. But ANYWAY, not that I’m proud of this, it’s just that I tend to get a little curious about males about my age when I’m around them. Curious, yes, that’s the term....
My parent's were right, the internet is a scary...
Because I definitely saw a video of some dude blowing a dolphin.
I wish I could tell my co-worker about the wicked sexy sex dream I had about him without it being considered sexual harassment. Because, for me at least, it’s not harassment, it’s a good idea.
Watchgolf-chang:
maxfuckingbemis:
cataquack:
lisa-trevor:
:’(
oh my god….
MY HEART
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i can’t omg i just can’t
Anonymous asked: you use to rock that! bring it back:)
liveinsideyou asked: Can I please be your baby's father. please
Anonymous asked: what happened to topless tuesday
“I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.”
– Virginia Woolf (via hateshiploveship)
Anonymous asked: you have a huge forehead
