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I’ve had surprisingly quite a few sex offers and not enough date offers. So, you’d rather be a mother fucker rather than a mother dater?
Men.
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Today, my mom asked me if I’ve ever watched porn.
Guilty as charged, Mom. Guilty as charged.
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The Script
—The Man Who Can't Be Moved
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The Beatles
—Good Day Sunshine
The Beatles - Good Day Sunshine
We got Revolver on vinyl today for a buck at the Sally Ann. Thrifting high five!
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want.
<3
beeeeeeeemis my babe
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not 90s, but relevant…
